Holidays are for family fun and what's more fun than exacting revenge on someone who insulted your family? NOTHING! Nothing is more fun. If you haven't heard the famous tale of retribution by Edgar Allan Poe, or even if you have, join me for a retelling that will remind you how much you love your fam!

We haven't riffed on religion in a hot second, so during the season of supernatural miracles (the birth of little baby Jesus, a big fat man being able to squeeze down 3 billion chimneys in one night, surviving Black Friday, etc), we're gonna talk about 3 nasty people who miraculously became saints and how they got there. A nice reminder that redemption is for everyone!

Remember back in the day when you put off writing that book report until 9 pm the night before and had no choice but to snort Pixie Stix and guzzle Mountain Dew all night so you could stay awake to complete it and hand it in to your teacher at 8 am the next morning with your shaky, blistered and bloody hands?

Yeah, me neither. I never did that.

But a guy named Herman the Recluse did. Only, he had a little help from a "friend". A friend who might have unleashed demons upon the world! Sounds like my kind of friend. Listen and learn about the worst book report of all time!

On July 6, 2022, the Georgia Guidestones, a 42-year-old monument that gave directions on how to rebuild humanity after a nuclear apocalypse, were bombed by a yet-to-be apprehended criminal. In this episode we learn about the curious way the guidestones came to be, their mysterious creator and the bizarre reasons some labeled them “Satanic”.

If you have information about this crime, submit tips to:

https://gbi.georgia.gov/submit-tips-online.

Anonymous tips can also be submitted by calling 1-800-597-TIPS (8477)

You can also send anonymous tips by downloading the See Something, Send Something mobile app and submit your information there.

Today the Pope is seen as the holiest man in the Catholic world, and Francis seems like a good dude. But when it comes to popes, goodness wasn't always the case. Throughout history, the papacy has been riddled with scandal, murder, thievery, sexual abuse and immense hypocrisy. In today's episode we cover 5 of the most evil Popes ever, as well as some honorable mentions.

Trigger warning: this episode contains discussion of child abuse, rape, incest and violence.

Y'all know we're all obsessed with what happens after we die, no matter what your faith. Followers of New Orleans Voodoo are in for a special treat, because when they die, they must pass through the 7 Gates of Guinee. There's a guard at each gate, and you better make them happy if you want to get through all 7 and onward to heaven! In this episode we discuss the personalities of each these guards and what loot you need to bring with you to get the job done, as well as some history around the Voodoo religion and how you might find the 7 gates.

Looking for a new vacation destination? How about Hades? I hear you can visit your favorite dead celeb and get all your questions about the future answered down there, as long as you bring a vial of your own blood as a snack. Listen and learn about 13 places on Earth that contain portals to Hell.